Rheumatoids????

"Red alert! Red alert! All joints to your battle stations! We have been infiltrated by the inflamed Rheumatoids! This is a full scale attack!"

Resistance is futile...

What the frack?

Yes, this seems to be a full-blown flare... I swear this came on strong last night. The swelling went down in my hand and I could move it pretty well, then bam! My shoulders started getting that piercing pain. This is both shoulders this time. My hips are getting that stabbing feeling if I move them just a little, shooting pains into my groin. (yes that is "groin" he-he!) My left elbow is throbbing too. Walking is barely possible. And again I have to keep my arms pinned to my sides and can only move them from the elbows down. As Angel well knows, I look like I have flippers instead of arms!

If this weren’t so fracking funny, I’d lose it!

These $4,000 Remicade treatments are working wonders! Woo hoo! (that’s sarcasm)

So I will be in bed most of the day. With an occasional trip to the loo. You know where to find me! I might bug the hell out of all of you with annoying bulletins...

Beam me up Scotty!

P.S. Maybe it should be Rheumatoidians. Rheumatoids sounds a lot like hemorrhoids!